I feel like I’m luring all these people liking my cosplays into a false sense of security
Thinking I’m all cool and stuff
when I’m literally just
Meguca riding fly and kawaii. Don’t let bitches tell you nothing.
*hides good snacks from family members*
Imagine your favorite character walking around your house in their underwear
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him
this wall looks nice, but i think it’d look better with you against it
i will use this
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.